Ice please

I am so glad 80 is the new 50, for at 34 I am just starting.

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Chicken something

Chad asked if he was using all six chicken breasts in the tortilla soup he is making for dinner, I said ” No, I will make chicken something for dinner tomorrow use half.”

He replied, “Great, I love chicken something for dinner. WIll it have thingys in it?” 

I called him an ass and now I am going to invent a chicken dish for tomorrow. Soooooo all my friends who cook, please help me invent Chicken something for dinner. No mushrooms or spinach as he hates them.

tl:dr Chad’s an ass and I need to invent a chicken dish for dinner tomorrow. No spinach or mushrooms.

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Fred Phelps does not believe what he is doing. This is a scam. It’s a business. They travel the country, set up websites telling you exactly when they’ll be there, and using the most inflammatory statements all over the place, just to get someone to violate their rights for profit. Then they sue the military, the police force that was to protect them, and everyone that is around them for money. This is a sham, and it is a trap to get people sued. Every member of his family is an attorney. Phelps does not break the law. What he does is try to make you break the law by trying to punch your sensibilities about everything you hold dear, and then sue you and everyone municipality around him to the max. This is a scam.

Fred Phelps is a Con Man

You guys realize that the Westboro Baptist Church just exists to provoke people and get them to assault its members, right? Ignorezies, Ignorezies, Ignorezies. Unless you’re the IRS. In which case, AUDITZIES.

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Some catchy REM song title

So they broke up. It’s like my grandparents are getting a divorce. (they are the only married couple I know that have been married over 30 years) I want to put on my mixed REM tape and cry into my Christian Slater pillow. But when my husband said I thought they retired, I knew it had been a long time. So really It’s The of World as We Know It (I feel fine) ……..

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Laughing At My Nightmare!: This is Probably a Terrible Idea

laughingatmynightmare:

I will most likely be dead before I turn 30. Even that estimate is a generous one. I have a disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy (Type 2) that has been slowly destroying all the muscles in my body for the last 18 years, 11 months, and 354 days. Eventually I will catch a cold, it will turn into…

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Congressional approval ratings now at an all-time low

wilwheaton:

The public still wants jobs instead of deficit reduction, and support increasing taxes on those making over $250,000, both by a two-thirds margin. In fact, the whole poll (go read it) shows positive favorables for Democratic positions in this last debate, not that that made a damn bit of difference to anyone involved.

Congratulations, Congress, it’s now official: you have the lowest approval ratings of any Congress since they started keeping track of such things. How very, very appropriate.

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Sitting at a bar

Sitting at the bar and someone tells you a somewhat close friend dies. What is the appropriate response? In my book it would be to listen and accept that they are sharing because the burden is great for them.